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28 de oct. de 2008

Muchas veces me han preguntado ¿Que es un toche? En la región de los andes venezolanos especialmente en San Cristóbal (Estado Táchira) usamos la palabra toche para todo por ejemplo:
  1. Reemplaza al sustantivo nada: Puros enredos y no dijo un toche, no trajo un toche y no encontró un toche.
  2. Se usa como interrogación: ¿Qué toches dijo este marica? ¿Qué toches pidió ese guevon?
  3. En forma despectiva: ¡Tan toche!
  4. Con el pronombre quien: ¿Quién toches llamo?
  5. Para menospreciar algo: Una toche fiesta, una toche camisa.
  6. Para reemplazar una persona: Ese pobre toche, el toche ese no sirvió pa nada, este toche la cagò.
  7. Como despectivo y vulgar: Vaya coma toche, este grandísimo toche.
  8. En lugar de golpe o puñetazo: Le dieron que tochazo el hp.
  9. Rápido o veloz: Ese marica salio destochado
  10. Para los perdidos: ¿Dónde toches estamos?
  11. En lugar de pendejo: No sea tan toche mano.
  12. Como sinónimo de oscuridad: No se ve un toche.
  13. Para un mentiroso: Este guevon habla puras tochadas.
  14. Para un loco: Ese man esta destochado.
  15. Para los incrédulos: No me crean tan toche, Siiii tocheee!!!.
  16. Para los ignorantes: Este man no sabe un toche.
  17. Para las cosas pequeñas: ¿Esa tochadita?
  18. Para cosas grandes: ¡Que tochadota esa!
  19. En la gastronomía: ¡Vaya coma mucho toche!
  20. En tiempos de escasez: No hay un toche que comer.
  21. Como mal educado: Se porto como un toche.
  22. Para disimular: ¡Hágase el toche!
  23. Para ubicarse: ¿Dónde toches queda eso?
bueno pero ¿que es un toche? según la pagina de Internet www.zoobaq.org/especieani/toche_agua.php

El Toche de agua

El toche de agua mide 18 cm., siendo la hembra un poco más pequeña. El macho tiene el pico cónico y puntiagudo. La cabeza y el cuello son amarillos, y el resto del cuerpo es negro al igual que las patas. La hembra por el contrario es densamente pardo oliváceo; con la coronilla y los lados de la cabeza amarillo oliváceo. El vientre y el pecho son amarillos con el resto de las partes inferiores oliváceos.

Así que dejen de ser TOCHES pensando en que TOCHE es una groceria!!
6:13 p. m. 36 comments » by Jesus E. Matamoros
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jajajajaja la foto q tenias q colocar era la julioh ese si es un toche jajajaja no la del pajaro

tko dijo...

Un tocayo tuyo, Jesus Araujo, ese si es la personificacion 100% de un Toche. je+

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